Companies · Consumer / Retail

Geyser Brands Inc.

VANCOUVER · Consumer / Retail · refined from filed group “Other

Diligence memoA one-page analyst read on Geyser Brands Inc. — recommendation, valuation, rhythm, risks.
$543K
Total raised · real
2
Rounds
0.7×
Latest step-up
Top 20%
Sector rank · raised
Pre-Seed
Latest stage · inferred · Tue Sep 17 2019 00:00:00 GMT+0000 (Coordinated Universal Time)

Geyser Brands Inc. looks fair against its niche peers and is dormant on financing cadence.

Synthesized from the figures below est. — every claim rests on a number shown on this page. Valuation uses the retail sector profile.

Analyst read est. — computed against this company's niche peers in the same era. Inputs shown; not a quoted figure.

Fair
  • Modeled value is 0.85× the median modeled value of Pre-Seed Consumer / Retail companies in 2019–2021 (34 peers) — value vs value, same stage and era.
  • Within the normal band (85% of peer median) for its niche.
Dormant
  • Last raise 6.8 yr ago; this sector typically re-raises about every 15 months.
  • Silent for over 3× the sector's normal cadence.
Leadership

No named principal in this company's public records yet — see all operators below.

Explore how these operators interlock with other companies in the operator network.

Where it sits in Consumer / Retail

Geyser Brands Inc. is one of 1161 Consumer / Retail companies tracked from VANCOUVER. By capital raised it ranks in the upper tier (ahead of 81% of sector peers), and in the upper tier by modeled valuation est..

Ranking is computed against this company's own sector cohort — reported capital is fact; valuation tiers are modeled.

As reported in public records reported — not modeled.

US
Jurisdiction
Rule 506(b)
Reg D exemption
5
Investors (latest)
2016
Year incorporated
2019-09-17
First sale
Amount raised vs valuation, by round

Solid bars are reported offering amounts reported; hatched bars are the modeled post-money valuation est. — both on one shared scale so you can read raise-vs-worth at each round directly. Use the toggles to overlay data labels and the niche-peer / market average value lines.

Amount raised · realModeled valuation · estCumulative funded · real
$0$1.3M$2.5M$3.8M$5.0MPre-Seed · 2018-12-20 Raised $312K (real) Modeled valuation $2.4M (est)$312K$2.4MPre-Seed2018Pre-Seed · 2019-09-17 Raised $231K (real) Modeled valuation $1.8M (est)$231K$1.8MPre-Seed2019+$231KCumulative $543K

The line shows cumulative reported funding over the period; + labels show new capital added between points when there is room. Toggle on-bar figures, plus the niche-peer and market averages, to read this company against its cohort. Benchmarks are modeled medians.

Financing ladder & sequence gaps
Pre-Seed$312K · 2018
Pre-Seed extension$231K · 2019

Stages are modeled from round size (public records carry no series label). Ladder is contiguous — every modeled rung has a record.

Modeled valuation trajectory
$1.8M
Base estimate est.
$139K
Conservative case
$20.5M
Upside case
$1.3M
Modeled post-money

Round size and date are reported; the stage label is inferred from round size (latest is Pre-Seeda round under $1.0M). Valuation is modeled from stage benchmarks scaled by the retail sector profile. Directional, not a quoted figure.

Pre-Seed · modeled $2.4M · 2018-12-202018Pre-Seed · modeled $1.8M · 2019-09-172019
Model inputs · modeled:benchmark-stage-stepup-v1
18%
Dilution assumption
Implied ownership sold in the financing.
27%
Survival probability
11% low · 50% high
1.32×/yr
Annual markup
1.78×/yr upside case
6.0 yr
Elapsed time used
6.8 yr actual, capped for stale marks
retail
Sector profile
Adjusts growth and survival by industry.
Financing rhythm
9 mo
Avg between rounds
$732K/yr
Capital velocity
7.5 yr
On record since
2018
First round
2
Rounds on file
How it compares to the market

Benchmarked against 1161 companies in Consumer / Retail. Each bar is a median (the middle company, not an average — outliers don't skew it). Two yardsticks: real money raised (reported on Form D) and modeled value (our estimate est.). These are whole-sector medians across all stages, except the per-stage row.

Total raised — vs sector median (real $, all stages) 0.2× of median
This company$543K
Sector median$3.3M
Latest round — vs other Pre-Seed rounds in sector (real $, this stage) 0.6× of median
This company$231K
Sector median$371K
Modeled value — vs sector median (estimate, all stages) 0.2× of median
This company$1.8M
Sector median$7.9M

Raised more than 81% of sector peers (real $). Modeled value above 82% of peers (estimate).

Niche peers — same stage & era

A tighter cohort than the sector chart above — only companies at the same stage (Pre-Seed) that last raised in the same ~3-year era, ranked by modeled value est. (not money raised). This is the exact set the analyst read compares against, so a like-for-like cohort is what makes "over/under-valued" meaningful. This company ranks #18 of 34.

This companyCohort peer
$1.0M$10.0M$100K$1.0M$10.0MCapital raised (log)Betterment Retail Solutions, Inc. · Pre-Seed Raised $1.0M · modeled $7.8M (est)Barber & Brand LLC · Pre-Seed Raised $809K · modeled $6.3M (est)Volition Beauty, Inc. · Pre-Seed Raised $775K · modeled $6.1M (est)Red White & Bloom Brands Inc. · Pre-Seed Raised $1.3M · modeled $6.0M (est)Targeted Shopping Solutions, Inc. · Pre-Seed Raised $790K · modeled $5.7M (est)CannAmerica Brands Corp. · Pre-Seed Raised $723K · modeled $5.7M (est)Legend Commerce LLC · Pre-Seed Raised $841K · modeled $5.4M (est)Criquet Apparel, Inc. · Pre-Seed Raised $1.7M · modeled $5.3M (est)Tern Commerce Inc · Pre-Seed Raised $750K · modeled $4.4M (est)Morf Worldwide Brands Inc · Pre-Seed Raised $600K · modeled $4.2M (est)Windward Brands LLC · Pre-Seed Raised $525K · modeled $4.1M (est)Overland Retail Portfolio I, LLC · Pre-Seed Raised $400K · modeled $3.1M (est)Geyser Brands Inc. (this company) Raised $543K · modeled $1.8M (est)Geyser Brands Inc.
CompanyStageRaised · realValue · estvs peer med.
Betterment Retail Solutions, Inc.Pre-Seed$1.0M$7.8M3.67×
Barber & Brand LLCPre-Seed$809K$6.3M2.96×
Volition Beauty, Inc.Pre-Seed$775K$6.1M2.84×
Red White & Bloom Brands Inc.Pre-Seed$1.3M$6.0M2.82×
Targeted Shopping Solutions, Inc.Pre-Seed$790K$5.7M2.68×
CannAmerica Brands Corp.Pre-Seed$723K$5.7M2.65×
Legend Commerce LLCPre-Seed$841K$5.4M2.51×
Criquet Apparel, Inc.Pre-Seed$1.7M$5.3M2.49×
Tern Commerce IncPre-Seed$750K$4.4M2.07×
Morf Worldwide Brands IncPre-Seed$600K$4.2M1.95×
Windward Brands LLCPre-Seed$525K$4.1M1.92×
Overland Retail Portfolio I, LLCPre-Seed$400K$3.1M1.43×
Geyser Brands Inc. this companyPre-Seed$543K$1.8M0.85×
Full financing history

Stage is inferred from round size est., not reported on the filing — a round's dollar size maps to a bucket: Pre-Seed <$1.0M · Seed $1.0M–$4.0M · Series A $4.0M–$15M · Series B $15M–$40M · Series C $40M–$100M · Series D+ $100M–$400M · Growth/Late >$400M.

StageAmount · realAnnouncedPost-money · estValue · estConf.
Pre-Seed$312K2018-12-20$1.7M$2.4M90%
Pre-Seed$231K2019-09-17$1.3M$1.8M90%
What happened at each round

Step-up, pace versus the sector's normal cadence, and revenue/exemption moves — read straight from the reported round facts reported.

  1. Pre-Seed$312K2018-12-20
    • First recorded raise — entered as Pre-Seed.
    • 8 investors on this round.
  2. Pre-Seed$231K2019-09-17
    • Raised 9 mo later, in step with the ~15 mo sector norm.
    • Round 1.4× smaller than the prior — bridge or down round.
    • 5 investors on this round.
Intelligence
2020 ~Q2
Modeled next raise · ~9mo cadence
$231K
Modeled next size est.range $231K$370K
0.7×
Last step-up
$732K/yr
Capital velocity

Predictive signals are modeled est. from this company's own cadence and step-up, plus sector benchmarks — directional, not advice. Peer set and a CSV export live in your analyst workspace.

Key people & operators

Officers, directors and promoters named in this company's public recordsreported — the people who run it (not its investors). "Also runs" counts come from name-matching across all records, so verify before acting.

PersonRoleAlso runsTied since
Aerock D. Fox2018-12
Andreas Thatcher2018-12
Barry Eric McKnight2018-12
Bradley D. Kersch2018-12
Dave Eric Eto2018-12
Dr. Bin Eric Huang2019-09
Gordon Eric Clissold2019-09
Jennifer Eric Hanson2019-09
Robert Eric Trenamen2018-12
Registry & provenance

Geyser Brands Inc. is an official record sourced from the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC). U.S. data is aggregated from SEC Form D filings.

United States
Country of record
US
Jurisdiction
1763272
SEC CIK
2016
Incorporated
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Frequently asked
How much funding has Geyser Brands Inc. raised?
Geyser Brands Inc. has raised approximately $543K in disclosed capital across 2 recorded financing rounds, aggregated from public filings.
What is Geyser Brands Inc.'s estimated valuation?
Provath's modeled valuation for Geyser Brands Inc. is approximately $1.8M (modeled range $139K–$20.5M). This is an algorithmic estimate derived from round sizes and same-niche peers — not a quoted or reported figure.
What funding stage is Geyser Brands Inc. at?
Geyser Brands Inc.'s latest modeled financing stage is Pre-Seed. Its most recent recorded round closed around Tue Sep 17.
What does Geyser Brands Inc. do and where is it based?
Geyser Brands Inc. operates in the Consumer / Retail sector, based in VANCOUVER.
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