Diligence memo · auto-generated · as of July 2, 2026
Geyser Brands Inc.
Geyser Brands Inc. looks fair against its niche peers and is dormant on financing cadence.
Businessfiled
Geyser Brands Inc. operates in Consumer / Retail, based in VANCOUVER.
No verified homepage on file yet — operating evidence is limited to the public record.
Capital & rounds (filed)filed
Geyser Brands Inc. has raised $543K in disclosed capital across 2 recorded rounds, aggregated from public filings. Its latest round is modeled as Pre-Seed (a round under $1.0M).
Largest single filing: $312K on 2018-12-20.
Most recent recorded round closed around 2019-09-17.
Valuation (modeled)modeled
Provath models Geyser Brands Inc. at approximately $1.8M (range $139K–$21M). This is an algorithmic estimate from round sizes and same-niche peers — not a quoted or reported figure.
Read: Fair. Modeled value is 0.85× the median modeled value of Pre-Seed Consumer / Retail companies in 2019–2021 (34 peers) — value vs value, same stage and era. Within the normal band (85% of peer median) for its niche.
Financing rhythm & timingmixed
Historic cadence: a new round about every 9 months.
Last raise 6.8 yr ago; this sector typically re-raises about every 15 months.
Silent for over 3× the sector's normal cadence.
The last round was 1.4× smaller than the prior — a bridge or down round.
Comparablesmixed
Capital scale ranks ahead of 81% of Consumer / Retail peers (1161 compared).
Modeled value ranks above 82% of those peers.
Closest niche peers: Betterment Retail Solutions, Inc., Barber & Brand LLC, Volition Beauty, Inc., Red White & Bloom Brands Inc., Targeted Shopping Solutions, Inc..
Peoplefiled
9 named people on file across officers, directors and signatories.
Risks & flagsmixed
Financing has been silent well beyond sector cadence — possibly defunct, acquired, or paused.
No clearly named CEO/founder/principal in the surfaced records — key-person evidence is thin.