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Glamour & the Squalor Production, LLC

TACOMA · Other

Diligence memoA one-page analyst read on Glamour & the Squalor Production, LLC — recommendation, valuation, rhythm, risks.
$400K
Total raised · real
2
Rounds
1.0×
Latest step-up
Top 81%
Sector rank · raised
Pre-Seed
Latest stage · inferred · Mon Dec 31 2012 00:00:00 GMT+0000 (Coordinated Universal Time)

Glamour & the Squalor Production, LLC looks under-valued against its niche peers and is dormant on financing cadence.

Synthesized from the figures below est. — every claim rests on a number shown on this page.

Analyst read est. — computed against this company's niche peers in the same era. Inputs shown; not a quoted figure.

Under-valued
  • Modeled value is 0.31× the median modeled value of Pre-Seed Other companies in 2010–2012 (1459 peers) — value vs value, same stage and era.
Dormant
  • Last raise 13.5 yr ago; this sector typically re-raises about every 11 months.
  • Silent for over 3× the sector's normal cadence.

Procedural diagnosis est. — rule-based common-sense checks over the filing pattern, issuer name, activity cadence, and surfaced operating evidence.

Issuer-vehicle patternmedium confidence

Glamour & the Squalor Production, LLC behaves more like a recurring private-offering issuer than a conventional venture-backed operating company.

Issuer structure
Company-like
No recurring-offering pattern strong enough to override normal financing interpretation.
Lifecycle
56.5 yr record
Peak capital year was Undated with $300K across 1 filings.
Market position
ahead of 20% of Other peers
Capital scale is ahead of 20% of Other peers; modeled value is above 14% of peers by modeled value. Large capital with mid-pack modeled value can signal an issuer/program profile rather than operating-company growth.
Valuation reliability
Lower applicability
Stage/dilution valuation models are weakest when the issuer is broad-sector, recurring, or vehicle-like.
Operating evidence
Sparse
No clear CEO/founder/principal role is surfaced, so operating-company confidence is lower.
Data quality
Needs review
Row-level filing totals differ from canonical totals, so amendment/superseded filtering should be checked.
What triggered this
  • Legal name looks like an issuer vehicle rather than a product company.
  • Sector is still broad/Other, so operating comparables are weak.
  • No clearly named CEO/founder/principal role in the public records surfaced here.
  • No verified homepage on the profile yet.
  • Capital program peaked in Undated: $300K across 1 filings.
  • Largest single filing was $300K on .
  • Filing rows sum to $500K, while canonical raised total is $400K; likely amendments/superseded rows are mixed into the detail view.
How to read the page
  • Read this less like a startup funding journey and more like a capital-raising program.
  • Stage-based valuation and peer labels have lower applicability for this pattern.
  • The more important signal is lifecycle: repeated filings ended years ago, so current activity needs outside confirmation.
  • Canonical filtering should be tightened before using row-level totals for diligence.
Leadership

No named principal in this company's public records yet — see all operators below.

Explore how these operators interlock with other companies in the operator network.

Where it sits in Other

Glamour & the Squalor Production, LLC is one of 25015 Other companies tracked from TACOMA. By capital raised it ranks in the long tail (ahead of 20% of sector peers), and in the long tail by modeled valuation est..

Ranking is computed against this company's own sector cohort — reported capital is fact; valuation tiers are modeled.

As reported in public records reported — not modeled.

US
Jurisdiction
Amount raised vs valuation, by round

Solid bars are reported offering amounts reported; hatched bars are the modeled post-money valuation est. — both on one shared scale so you can read raise-vs-worth at each round directly. Use the toggles to overlay data labels and the niche-peer / market average value lines.

Amount raised · realModeled valuation · estCumulative funded · real
$0$1.3M$2.5M$3.8M$5.0MPre-Seed · Raised $300K (real) Modeled valuation $500K (est)$300K$500KPre-SeedPre-Seed · 2012-12-31 Raised $100K (real) Modeled valuation $2.3M (est)$100K$2.3MPre-Seed2012Pre-Seed · 2012-12-31 Raised $100K (real) Modeled valuation $2.3M (est)$100K$2.3MPre-Seed2012+$100K+$100KCumulative $500K

The line shows cumulative reported funding over the period; + labels show new capital added between points when there is room. Toggle on-bar figures, plus the niche-peer and market averages, to read this company against its cohort. Benchmarks are modeled medians.

Financing ladder & sequence gaps
Pre-Seed$300K
Pre-Seed extension$100K · 2012
Pre-Seed extension$100K · 2012

Stages are modeled from round size (public records carry no series label). Ladder is contiguous — every modeled rung has a record.

Modeled valuation trajectory
$2.3M
Base estimate est.
$67K
Conservative case
$26.2M
Upside case
$556K
Modeled post-money

Round size and date are reported; the stage label is inferred from round size (latest is Pre-Seeda round under $1.0M). Valuation is modeled from stage benchmarks. Directional, not a quoted figure.

Pre-Seed · modeled $500K · Pre-Seed · modeled $2.3M · 2012-12-31Pre-Seed · modeled $2.3M · 2012-12-312012
Model inputs · modeled:benchmark-stage-stepup-v1
18%
Dilution assumption
Implied ownership sold in the financing.
30%
Survival probability
12% low · 55% high
1.55×/yr
Annual markup
2.10×/yr upside case
6.0 yr
Elapsed time used
13.5 yr actual, capped for stale marks
general
Sector profile
Adjusts growth and survival by industry.
Financing rhythm
258 mo
Avg between rounds
$9K/yr
Capital velocity
56.5 yr
On record since
1970
First round
3
Rounds on file
How it compares to the market

Benchmarked against 25015 companies in Other. Each bar is a median (the middle company, not an average — outliers don't skew it). Two yardsticks: real money raised (reported on Form D) and modeled value (our estimate est.). These are whole-sector medians across all stages, except the per-stage row.

Total raised — vs sector median (real $, all stages) 0.2× of median
This company$400K
Sector median$2.0M
Latest round — vs other Pre-Seed rounds in sector (real $, this stage) 0.3× of median
This company$100K
Sector median$350K
Modeled value — vs sector median (estimate, all stages) 0.1× of median
This company$2.3M
Sector median$17.7M

Raised more than 20% of sector peers (real $). Modeled value above 14% of peers (estimate).

Niche peers — same stage & era

A tighter cohort than the sector chart above — only companies at the same stage (Pre-Seed) that last raised in the same ~3-year era, ranked by modeled value est. (not money raised). This is the exact set the analyst read compares against, so a like-for-like cohort is what makes "over/under-valued" meaningful. This company ranks #1400 of 1,459.

This companyCohort peer
$1.0M$10.0M$100.0M$100K$1.0M$10.0MCapital raised (log)Crown Rock Lenders, LLC · Pre-Seed Raised $1.0M · modeled $23.1M (est)Lucas Venture Group V, LLC · Pre-Seed Raised $1.0M · modeled $23.1M (est)Attitude Drinks Inc. · Pre-Seed Raised $2.5M · modeled $23.1M (est)Direct 2 Manufacturer, LLC · Pre-Seed Raised $1.0M · modeled $23.1M (est)Suter Joshua Scott · Pre-Seed Raised $1.0M · modeled $23.1M (est)Joy Of The Game, Llc · Pre-Seed Raised $1.0M · modeled $23.1M (est)Federated Sports & Gaming, Inc. · Pre-Seed Raised $1.1M · modeled $23.1M (est)palm springs Autodrome Holdings · Pre-Seed Raised $1.0M · modeled $23.1M (est)Bread 'N Butter, LLC · Pre-Seed Raised $1.0M · modeled $23.1M (est)Uniteus Entertainment LLC · Pre-Seed Raised $1.0M · modeled $23.1M (est)Bigger Picture Group LLC · Pre-Seed Raised $1.0M · modeled $23.1M (est)LocalShares, LLC · Pre-Seed Raised $1.0M · modeled $23.1M (est)Glamour & the Squalor Production, LLC (this company) Raised $400K · modeled $2.3M (est)Glamour & the Squalor Production, LLC
CompanyStageRaised · realValue · estvs peer med.
Crown Rock Lenders, LLCPre-Seed$1.0M$23.1M3.07×
Lucas Venture Group V, LLCPre-Seed$1.0M$23.1M3.07×
Attitude Drinks Inc.Pre-Seed$2.5M$23.1M3.07×
Direct 2 Manufacturer, LLCPre-Seed$1.0M$23.1M3.07×
Suter Joshua ScottPre-Seed$1.0M$23.1M3.07×
Joy Of The Game, LlcPre-Seed$1.0M$23.1M3.07×
Federated Sports & Gaming, Inc.Pre-Seed$1.1M$23.1M3.07×
palm springs Autodrome HoldingsPre-Seed$1.0M$23.1M3.07×
Bread 'N Butter, LLCPre-Seed$1.0M$23.1M3.07×
Uniteus Entertainment LLCPre-Seed$1.0M$23.1M3.07×
Bigger Picture Group LLCPre-Seed$1.0M$23.1M3.07×
LocalShares, LLCPre-Seed$1.0M$23.1M3.07×
Glamour & the Squalor Production, LLC this companyPre-Seed$400K$2.3M0.31×
Full financing history

Stage is inferred from round size est., not reported on the filing — a round's dollar size maps to a bucket: Pre-Seed <$1.0M · Seed $1.0M–$4.0M · Series A $4.0M–$15M · Series B $15M–$40M · Series C $40M–$100M · Series D+ $100M–$400M · Growth/Late >$400M.

StageAmount · realAnnouncedPost-money · estValue · estConf.
Pre-Seed$100K2012-12-31$556K$2.3M90%
Pre-Seed$100K2012-12-31$556K$2.3M90%
Pre-Seed$300K$1.7M$500K90%
What happened at each round

Step-up, pace versus the sector's normal cadence, and revenue/exemption moves — read straight from the reported round facts reported.

  1. Pre-Seed$100K2012-12-31
    • First recorded raise — entered as Pre-Seed.
  2. Pre-Seed$100K2012-12-31
    • Filed alongside the prior round (same month) — likely a tranche or amendment.
    • Round roughly the size of the prior one.
Intelligence
2034 ~Q3
Modeled next raise · ~258mo cadence
$100K
Modeled next size est.range $100K$160K
1.0×
Last step-up
$9K/yr
Capital velocity

Predictive signals are modeled est. from this company's own cadence and step-up, plus sector benchmarks — directional, not advice. Peer set and a CSV export live in your analyst workspace.

Key people & operators

Officers, directors and promoters named in this company's public recordsreported — the people who run it (not its investors). "Also runs" counts come from name-matching across all records, so verify before acting.

PersonRoleAlso runsTied since
Mark Evans8 other2012-12
Andy Mininger2012-12
Registry & provenance

Glamour & the Squalor Production, LLC is an official record sourced from the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC). U.S. data is aggregated from SEC Form D filings.

United States
Country of record
US
Jurisdiction
1566785
SEC CIK
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Frequently asked
How much funding has Glamour & the Squalor Production, LLC raised?
Glamour & the Squalor Production, LLC has raised approximately $400K in disclosed capital across 2 recorded financing rounds, aggregated from public filings.
What is Glamour & the Squalor Production, LLC's estimated valuation?
Provath's modeled valuation for Glamour & the Squalor Production, LLC is approximately $2.3M (modeled range $67K–$26.2M). This is an algorithmic estimate derived from round sizes and same-niche peers — not a quoted or reported figure.
What funding stage is Glamour & the Squalor Production, LLC at?
Glamour & the Squalor Production, LLC's latest modeled financing stage is Pre-Seed. Its most recent recorded round closed around Mon Dec 31.
What does Glamour & the Squalor Production, LLC do and where is it based?
Glamour & the Squalor Production, LLC operates in the Other sector, based in TACOMA.
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