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We Are The Chompians LLC

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Diligence memoA one-page analyst read on We Are The Chompians LLC — recommendation, valuation, rhythm, risks.
$60.2M
Total raised · real
2
Rounds
240.0×
Latest step-up
Top 7%
Sector rank · raised
Series C
Latest stage · inferred · Fri Dec 31 2021 00:00:00 GMT+0000 (Coordinated Universal Time)

We Are The Chompians LLC looks fair against its niche peers and is dormant on financing cadence.

Synthesized from the figures below est. — every claim rests on a number shown on this page.

Analyst read est. — computed against this company's niche peers in the same era. Inputs shown; not a quoted figure.

Fair
  • Modeled value is 0.93× the median modeled value of Series C Other companies in 2019–2021 (190 peers) — value vs value, same stage and era.
  • Within the normal band (93% of peer median) for its niche.
Dormant
  • Last raise 4.5 yr ago; this sector typically re-raises about every 11 months.
  • Silent for over 3× the sector's normal cadence.

Procedural diagnosis est. — rule-based common-sense checks over the filing pattern, issuer name, activity cadence, and surfaced operating evidence.

Issuer-vehicle patternmedium confidence

We Are The Chompians LLC behaves more like a recurring private-offering issuer than a conventional venture-backed operating company.

Issuer structure
Company-like
No recurring-offering pattern strong enough to override normal financing interpretation.
Lifecycle
9.3 yr record
Peak capital year was 2021 with $60.0M across 1 filings.
Market position
ahead of 94% of Other peers
Capital scale is ahead of 94% of Other peers; modeled value is above 96% of peers by modeled value. Large capital with mid-pack modeled value can signal an issuer/program profile rather than operating-company growth.
Valuation reliability
Lower applicability
Stage/dilution valuation models are weakest when the issuer is broad-sector, recurring, or vehicle-like.
Operating evidence
Sparse
No clear CEO/founder/principal role is surfaced, so operating-company confidence is lower.
Data quality
Consistent
Canonical totals and visible filing detail are broadly aligned.
What triggered this
  • Legal name looks like an issuer vehicle rather than a product company.
  • Sector is still broad/Other, so operating comparables are weak.
  • No clearly named CEO/founder/principal role in the public records surfaced here.
  • No verified homepage on the profile yet.
  • Capital program peaked in 2021: $60.0M across 1 filings.
  • Largest single filing was $60.0M on 2021-12-31.
How to read the page
  • Read this less like a startup funding journey and more like a capital-raising program.
  • Stage-based valuation and peer labels have lower applicability for this pattern.
  • The more important signal is lifecycle: repeated filings ended years ago, so current activity needs outside confirmation.
Leadership

No named principal in this company's public records yet — see all operators below.

Explore how these operators interlock with other companies in the operator network.

Where it sits in Other

We Are The Chompians LLC is one of 25015 Other companies tracked from NAPLES. By capital raised it ranks among the largest (ahead of 94% of sector peers), and among the largest by modeled valuation est..

Ranking is computed against this company's own sector cohort — reported capital is fact; valuation tiers are modeled.

As reported in public records reported — not modeled.

US
Jurisdiction
Rule 506(b)
Reg D exemption
3
Investors (latest)
2021-12-31
First sale
Amount raised vs valuation, by round

Solid bars are reported offering amounts reported; hatched bars are the modeled post-money valuation est. — both on one shared scale so you can read raise-vs-worth at each round directly. Use the toggles to overlay data labels and the niche-peer / market average value lines.

Amount raised · realModeled valuation · estCumulative funded · real
$0$250M$500M$750M$1.0BPre-Seed · 2017-03-27 Raised $250K (real) Modeled valuation $5.8M (est)$250K$5.8MPre-Seed2017Series C · 2021-12-31 Raised $60M (real) Modeled valuation $764M (est)$60M$764MSeries C2021+$60MCumulative $60M

The line shows cumulative reported funding over the period; + labels show new capital added between points when there is room. Toggle on-bar figures, plus the niche-peer and market averages, to read this company against its cohort. Benchmarks are modeled medians.

Financing ladder & sequence gaps
Pre-Seed$250K · 2017
Series C$60.0M · 2021no Seed / Series A / Series B on file

Stages are modeled from round size (public records carry no series label). No record for: Seed, Series A, Series B — the company may have raised it under a different exemption, merged it into an adjacent record, or skipped it. Sequence completeness: 40%.

Modeled valuation trajectory
$763.6M
Base estimate est.
$232.0M
Conservative case
$1.6B
Upside case
$400.0M
Modeled post-money

Round size and date are reported; the stage label is inferred from round size (latest is Series Ca $40M–$100M round). Valuation is modeled from stage benchmarks. Directional, not a quoted figure.

Pre-Seed · modeled $5.8M · 2017-03-272017Series C · modeled $763.6M · 2021-12-312021
Model inputs · modeled:benchmark-stage-stepup-v1
15%
Dilution assumption
Implied ownership sold in the financing.
78%
Survival probability
58% low · 90% high
1.22×/yr
Annual markup
1.40×/yr upside case
4.5 yr
Elapsed time used
4.5 yr actual, capped for stale marks
general
Sector profile
Adjusts growth and survival by industry.
Financing rhythm
57 mo
Avg between rounds
$12.6M/yr
Capital velocity
9.3 yr
On record since
2017
First round
2
Rounds on file
How it compares to the market

Benchmarked against 25015 companies in Other. Each bar is a median (the middle company, not an average — outliers don't skew it). Two yardsticks: real money raised (reported on Form D) and modeled value (our estimate est.). These are whole-sector medians across all stages, except the per-stage row.

Total raised — vs sector median (real $, all stages) 29× above median
This company$60.2M
Sector median$2.0M
Latest round — vs other Series C rounds in sector (real $, this stage) 1.2× above median
This company$60.0M
Sector median$50.0M
Modeled value — vs sector median (estimate, all stages) 43× above median
This company$763.6M
Sector median$17.7M

Raised more than 94% of sector peers (real $). Modeled value above 96% of peers (estimate).

Niche peers — same stage & era

A tighter cohort than the sector chart above — only companies at the same stage (Series C) that last raised in the same ~3-year era, ranked by modeled value est. (not money raised). This is the exact set the analyst read compares against, so a like-for-like cohort is what makes "over/under-valued" meaningful. This company ranks #111 of 190.

This companyCohort peer
$100.0M$1.0B$10.0B$10.0M$100.0M$1.0BCapital raised (log)Lonnie Ray Williams Jr Trust · Series C Raised $100.0M · modeled $1.7B (est)Ault Life Sciences, Inc. · Series C Raised $100.0M · modeled $1.7B (est)Watchtower Topco, LLC · Series C Raised $99.7M · modeled $1.7B (est)Watchtower Management Holdco, LLC · Series C Raised $99.2M · modeled $1.7B (est)Alphaeon 1 LLC · Series C Raised $96.8M · modeled $1.7B (est)Jushi Acquisition Corp. · Series C Raised $92.3M · modeled $1.6B (est)Celebrands, LLC · Series C Raised $89.0M · modeled $1.5B (est)Dashlane, Inc. · Series C Raised $129.2M · modeled $1.5B (est)HES Facilities Holdings, LLC · Series C Raised $84.3M · modeled $1.4B (est)Surterra Holdings, Inc. · Series C Raised $98.0M · modeled $1.4B (est)Carmax Inc · Series C Raised $98.2M · modeled $1.4B (est)PEX Management Aggregator, LLC · Series C Raised $87.8M · modeled $1.4B (est)We Are The Chompians LLC (this company) Raised $60.2M · modeled $763.6M (est)We Are The Chompians LLC
CompanyStageRaised · realValue · estvs peer med.
Lonnie Ray Williams Jr TrustSeries C$100.0M$1.7B2.10×
Ault Life Sciences, Inc.Series C$100.0M$1.7B2.10×
Watchtower Topco, LLCSeries C$99.7M$1.7B2.09×
Watchtower Management Holdco, LLCSeries C$99.2M$1.7B2.08×
Alphaeon 1 LLCSeries C$96.8M$1.7B2.03×
Jushi Acquisition Corp.Series C$92.3M$1.6B1.94×
Celebrands, LLCSeries C$89.0M$1.5B1.81×
Dashlane, Inc.Series C$129.2M$1.5B1.78×
HES Facilities Holdings, LLCSeries C$84.3M$1.4B1.77×
Surterra Holdings, Inc.Series C$98.0M$1.4B1.74×
Carmax IncSeries C$98.2M$1.4B1.72×
PEX Management Aggregator, LLCSeries C$87.8M$1.4B1.69×
We Are The Chompians LLC this companySeries C$60.2M$763.6M0.93×
Full financing history

Stage is inferred from round size est., not reported on the filing — a round's dollar size maps to a bucket: Pre-Seed <$1.0M · Seed $1.0M–$4.0M · Series A $4.0M–$15M · Series B $15M–$40M · Series C $40M–$100M · Series D+ $100M–$400M · Growth/Late >$400M.

StageAmount · realAnnouncedPost-money · estValue · estConf.
Pre-Seed$250K2017-03-27$1.4M$5.8M90%
Series C$60.0M2021-12-31$400.0M$763.6M90%
What happened at each round

Step-up, pace versus the sector's normal cadence, and revenue/exemption moves — read straight from the reported round facts reported.

  1. Pre-Seed$250K2017-03-27
    • First recorded raise — entered as Pre-Seed.
    • 1 investor on this round.
  2. Series C$60.0M2021-12-31
    • Raised again after 57 mo — slower than the ~11 mo sector norm.
    • Round 240.0× larger than the prior — scaling up.
    • 3 investors on this round.
Intelligence
2026 ~Q4
Modeled next raise · ~57mo cadence
$180.0M
Modeled next size est.range $117.0M$288.0M
240.0×
Last step-up
$12.6M/yr
Capital velocity

Predictive signals are modeled est. from this company's own cadence and step-up, plus sector benchmarks — directional, not advice. Peer set and a CSV export live in your analyst workspace.

Key people & operators

Officers, directors and promoters named in this company's public recordsreported — the people who run it (not its investors). "Also runs" counts come from name-matching across all records, so verify before acting.

PersonRoleAlso runsTied since
Juan Marcos Rashid Hill2021-12
Michael Rashid Banu2021-12
Mohammad Rashid Ali2017-03
Peter Maldonado2017-03
Registry & provenance

We Are The Chompians LLC is an official record sourced from the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC). U.S. data is aggregated from SEC Form D filings.

United States
Country of record
US
Jurisdiction
1702568
SEC CIK
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Frequently asked
How much funding has We Are The Chompians LLC raised?
We Are The Chompians LLC has raised approximately $60.2M in disclosed capital across 2 recorded financing rounds, aggregated from public filings.
What is We Are The Chompians LLC's estimated valuation?
Provath's modeled valuation for We Are The Chompians LLC is approximately $763.6M (modeled range $232.0M–$1.6B). This is an algorithmic estimate derived from round sizes and same-niche peers — not a quoted or reported figure.
What funding stage is We Are The Chompians LLC at?
We Are The Chompians LLC's latest modeled financing stage is Series C. Its most recent recorded round closed around Fri Dec 31.
What does We Are The Chompians LLC do and where is it based?
We Are The Chompians LLC operates in the Other sector, based in NAPLES.
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