Companies · Retailing

Thirsty.Corp

NEW YORK · Retailing

Diligence memoA one-page analyst read on Thirsty.Corp — recommendation, valuation, rhythm, risks.
$190K
Total raised · real
1
Rounds
Latest step-up
Top 92%
Sector rank · raised
Pre-Seed
Latest stage · inferred · Mon Jun 10 2013 00:00:00 GMT+0000 (Coordinated Universal Time)

Thirsty.Corp looks fair against its niche peers and is dormant on financing cadence.

Synthesized from the figures below est. — every claim rests on a number shown on this page. Valuation uses the retail sector profile.

Analyst read est. — computed against this company's niche peers in the same era. Inputs shown; not a quoted figure.

Fair
  • Modeled value is 0.69× the median modeled value of Pre-Seed Retailing companies in 2013–2015 (164 peers) — value vs value, same stage and era.
  • Within the normal band (69% of peer median) for its niche.
Dormant
  • Last raise 13.1 yr ago; this sector typically re-raises about every 13 months.
  • Only one round on record and long silent — often defunct, acquired, or gone quiet.
Leadership

No named principal in this company's public records yet — see all operators below.

Explore how these operators interlock with other companies in the operator network.

Where it sits in Retailing

Thirsty.Corp is one of 2347 Retailing companies tracked from NEW YORK. By capital raised it ranks in the long tail (ahead of 9% of sector peers), and in the long tail by modeled valuation est..

Ranking is computed against this company's own sector cohort — reported capital is fact; valuation tiers are modeled.

As reported in public records reported — not modeled.

US
Jurisdiction
Amount raised vs valuation, by round

Solid bars are reported offering amounts reported; hatched bars are the modeled post-money valuation est. — both on one shared scale so you can read raise-vs-worth at each round directly. Use the toggles to overlay data labels and the niche-peer / market average value lines.

Amount raised · realModeled valuation · estCumulative funded · real
$0$500K$1.0M$1.5M$2.0MPre-Seed · 2013-06-10 Raised $190K (real) Modeled valuation $1.5M (est)$190K$1.5MPre-Seed2013

The line shows cumulative reported funding over the period; + labels show new capital added between points when there is room. Toggle on-bar figures, plus the niche-peer and market averages, to read this company against its cohort. Benchmarks are modeled medians.

Financing ladder & sequence gaps
Pre-Seed$190K · 2013

Stages are modeled from round size (public records carry no series label). Ladder is contiguous — every modeled rung has a record.

Modeled valuation trajectory
$1.5M
Base estimate est.
$114K
Conservative case
$16.9M
Upside case
$1.1M
Modeled post-money

Round size and date are reported; the stage label is inferred from round size (latest is Pre-Seeda round under $1.0M). Valuation is modeled from stage benchmarks scaled by the retail sector profile. Directional, not a quoted figure.

Not enough modeled valuation points to chart a trajectory.

Model inputs · modeled:benchmark-stage-stepup-v1
18%
Dilution assumption
Implied ownership sold in the financing.
27%
Survival probability
11% low · 50% high
1.32×/yr
Annual markup
1.78×/yr upside case
6.0 yr
Elapsed time used
13.1 yr actual, capped for stale marks
retail
Sector profile
Adjusts growth and survival by industry.
Financing rhythm
Avg between rounds
Capital velocity
13.1 yr
On record since
2013
First round
1
Rounds on file
How it compares to the market

Benchmarked against 2347 companies in Retailing. Each bar is a median (the middle company, not an average — outliers don't skew it). Two yardsticks: real money raised (reported on Form D) and modeled value (our estimate est.). These are whole-sector medians across all stages, except the per-stage row.

Total raised — vs sector median (real $, all stages) 0.1× of median
This company$190K
Sector median$1.6M
Latest round — vs other Pre-Seed rounds in sector (real $, this stage) 0.6× of median
This company$190K
Sector median$323K
Modeled value — vs sector median (estimate, all stages) 0.3× of median
This company$1.5M
Sector median$5.8M

Raised more than 9% of sector peers (real $). Modeled value above 19% of peers (estimate).

Niche peers — same stage & era

A tighter cohort than the sector chart above — only companies at the same stage (Pre-Seed) that last raised in the same ~3-year era, ranked by modeled value est. (not money raised). This is the exact set the analyst read compares against, so a like-for-like cohort is what makes "over/under-valued" meaningful. This company ranks #113 of 164.

This companyCohort peer
$1.0M$10.0M$100K$1.0M$10.0MCapital raised (log)Milk & Honey Market Holdings LLC · Pre-Seed Raised $1.0M · modeled $7.8M (est)Three Limes Inc. · Pre-Seed Raised $2.4M · modeled $7.8M (est)Extreme Grocery Discounters, LLC · Pre-Seed Raised $1.0M · modeled $7.8M (est)Redcoat Solutions, Inc. · Pre-Seed Raised $1.0M · modeled $7.8M (est)FormaFina, Inc. · Pre-Seed Raised $930K · modeled $7.3M (est)ACP-Offenbachers, LLC · Pre-Seed Raised $900K · modeled $7.1M (est)BlueVault Group SoCal LLC · Pre-Seed Raised $900K · modeled $7.1M (est)Rick's Picks, LLC · Pre-Seed Raised $1.4M · modeled $7.0M (est)Miravan, LLC · Pre-Seed Raised $856K · modeled $6.7M (est)Chicago Bar Co LLC · Pre-Seed Raised $825K · modeled $6.5M (est)Sozo Global, Inc. · Pre-Seed Raised $1.5M · modeled $6.4M (est)McLaughlin's Beverage, LLC · Pre-Seed Raised $800K · modeled $6.3M (est)Thirsty.Corp (this company) Raised $190K · modeled $1.5M (est)Thirsty.Corp
CompanyStageRaised · realValue · estvs peer med.
Milk & Honey Market Holdings LLCPre-Seed$1.0M$7.8M3.64×
Three Limes Inc.Pre-Seed$2.4M$7.8M3.64×
Extreme Grocery Discounters, LLCPre-Seed$1.0M$7.8M3.64×
Redcoat Solutions, Inc.Pre-Seed$1.0M$7.8M3.64×
FormaFina, Inc.Pre-Seed$930K$7.3M3.38×
ACP-Offenbachers, LLCPre-Seed$900K$7.1M3.27×
BlueVault Group SoCal LLCPre-Seed$900K$7.1M3.27×
Rick's Picks, LLCPre-Seed$1.4M$7.0M3.26×
Miravan, LLCPre-Seed$856K$6.7M3.11×
Chicago Bar Co LLCPre-Seed$825K$6.5M3.00×
Sozo Global, Inc.Pre-Seed$1.5M$6.4M2.95×
McLaughlin's Beverage, LLCPre-Seed$800K$6.3M2.91×
Thirsty.Corp this companyPre-Seed$190K$1.5M0.69×
Full financing history

Stage is inferred from round size est., not reported on the filing — a round's dollar size maps to a bucket: Pre-Seed <$1.0M · Seed $1.0M–$4.0M · Series A $4.0M–$15M · Series B $15M–$40M · Series C $40M–$100M · Series D+ $100M–$400M · Growth/Late >$400M.

StageAmount · realAnnouncedPost-money · estValue · estConf.
Pre-Seed$190K2013-06-10$1.1M$1.5M90%
What happened at each round

Step-up, pace versus the sector's normal cadence, and revenue/exemption moves — read straight from the reported round facts reported.

  1. Pre-Seed$190K2013-06-10
    • First recorded raise — entered as Pre-Seed.
Intelligence
Modeled next raise
$303K
Modeled next size est.range $197K$485K
Last step-up
Capital velocity

Predictive signals are modeled est. from this company's own cadence and step-up, plus sector benchmarks — directional, not advice. Peer set and a CSV export live in your analyst workspace.

Key people & operators

Officers, directors and promoters named in this company's public recordsreported — the people who run it (not its investors). "Also runs" counts come from name-matching across all records, so verify before acting.

PersonRoleAlso runsTied since
Adria Jover2013-06
JB Osborne2013-06
Maria Perez2013-06
Matias Corea2013-06
Registry & provenance

Thirsty.Corp is an official record sourced from the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC). U.S. data is aggregated from SEC Form D filings.

United States
Country of record
US
Jurisdiction
1580126
SEC CIK
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Frequently asked
How much funding has Thirsty.Corp raised?
Thirsty.Corp has raised approximately $190K in disclosed capital across 1 recorded financing round, aggregated from public filings.
What is Thirsty.Corp's estimated valuation?
Provath's modeled valuation for Thirsty.Corp is approximately $1.5M (modeled range $114K–$16.9M). This is an algorithmic estimate derived from round sizes and same-niche peers — not a quoted or reported figure.
What funding stage is Thirsty.Corp at?
Thirsty.Corp's latest modeled financing stage is Pre-Seed. Its most recent recorded round closed around Mon Jun 10.
What does Thirsty.Corp do and where is it based?
Thirsty.Corp operates in the Retailing sector, based in NEW YORK.
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